10 Things You Only Understand If You Have A Personal Trainer

Yes I’m fancy, I have a personal trainer.

What’s the best thing about having a personal trainer? You’re thinking it’s the results you see after getting dedicated, tailored one on one sessions with a fitness professional, aren’t you? WRONG. It’s getting to feel all fancy saying that you have a personal trainer.

I still can’t quite believe I fork out for a PT; I’ll be voting Tory next if I carry on with this kind of behaviour.*

Jodie, my trainer, is absolutely amazing and has helped me go from looking like a right butterball to a healthier, happier version of me.

Here for The Metro is 10 Things You Only Know If You Have a Personal Trainer.

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I feel sick & anxious letting anyone see that hideous* picture of me on the left so hence why I'm posting this at 4am on a Saturday & will most likely delete it in a few hours. Obviously it's a really bad angle and I don't think I ever did look quite *that* bad but I had let myself go. Anyway, the difference between these two pictures is roughly a year and I'm so happy I made positive changes. I was in a horrible place when the before picture was taken & had stopped going to the gym and eating healthy, for various reasons. I'm only 5'1 so even a couple of extra pounds on me looks a lot. Training with @jodiemartinpt once a week has got me completely back on track and I'm almost the same size I was before I piled on all the weight. It's not just the weight loss that the sessions have helped me with; I'm also learning to love and like my body more, getting physically fitter and stronger and taking more of a care in my appearance generally. Self care innit. ūüí™ūüŹĹ PS * I know that you shouldn't lose weight & hate your "fat" former self and it's dead unhealthy to be associate your happiness & self worth with your dress size – I'm working on it. #beforeandafter #weightloss #personaltrainer #personaltraining #girlswholift #fitfam #fitnessmotivation #gym #healthy #instafit #weights #transformation #weightloss #bodytransformation #fitnesstransformation #fitness #workout #health #gains

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*It hurt me to even just type that as a joke. 

See also: Protein World & the ‘Strong is the New Skinny’ Culture¬†

The Lazy Girl’s Guide to Exercise #NationalFitnessDay

I’m not exactly an expert (I did once eat a burrito while walking on the treadmill after all) but I have learnt a few #LifeHacks over the past couple of years that can help you get your arse into gear.

As it’s National Fitness Day, I thought I’d share my tips and tricks on how to quit being a¬†Full Time Lazy Cow and actually do some exercise now and again. Now, I’m not exactly an expert (I did once eat a burrito while walking on the treadmill after all) but I have learnt a few #LifeHacks over the past couple of years that can help you get your arse into gear.

Here’s the 10 Step Lazy Girl’s Guide to Exercise:

1. Join a gym 

Yep, step one is literally ‘join a gym’. The first hurdle most people fall at is convincing themselves they’ll save a bit of money and exercise at home. We all know any workout in your house results in lying on the sofa in your gym kit, eating biscuits instead of doing burpees. You might tell yourself you’ll use The Body Coach’s YouTube channel rather than fork out for a fancy gym membership but come on, can you actually¬†listen to his voice for longer than 10 minutes without wanting to¬†saw your ears off with a rusty knife? Really?

Me 'exercising' at home
Me ‘exercising’ at home

Nope, the only thing for it is to see that twenty quid leave your bank account every month to remind yourself that you should¬†be at the gym, getting your money’s worth. Don’t fight it, just get it over with and join.

2. Spend all your cash on gym accessories 

Make exercise and fitness your new obsession and spend all your cash on it. Get yourself fancy leggings, ridiculously complicated water bottles that you don’t really know how to work, expensive heart rate monitors you’ll never use – go all out. Once you’ve spent all your money on workout accessories, you’ll have no cash left to do anything else but exercise. Goodbye social life, hello gym.

In all seriousness though, a little investment in your workout kit can make all the difference. When I first started back at the gym, I had threadbare shorts and an old t shirt that should have been resigned to being slept in and nothing else. I felt self conscious as it was and not looking the part didn’t help. You don’t need to break the bank to get kitted out – most of my gym wardrobe is from Matalan and whatever the adidas shop has put in the sale.

One thing I would suggest investing in is some decent trainers. I was lucky enough to be sent some Ride 9 Running shoes from Saucony¬†and oh my, they have really changed the game for me. I never thought that what you wore on your feet made that much of a difference to be honest; I wasn’t exactly jogging in a pair of Converse but I hadn’t upgraded my trainees for a good couple of years. A few runs in these babies and I realised how naive i’d been. Towards the end of my run, my feet are almost as fresh as when i first tied the laces – fewer blisters, better support, comfort and, most important of all, they look cute too.

Women's Ride 9
Women’s Ride 9 Running Trainers

3. Lash a ‘Before’ picture up on Facebook

You’re going to feel a right divvy if you don’t lash up an ‘After’ picture in a few weeks showing some progress – give yourself the fear. If you’re not trying to get into exercise for weight loss reasons, maybe you’re wanting to improve your fitness levels, use a print screen of the times of one of your runs or something similar.

4.¬†Sign up for something you’re¬†defo not capable of doing¬†

Back towards the end of 2013, I successfully managed to do a decent run on the treadmill every other day for about two weeks. So naturally, I signed up to do a half marathon happening a few months later seeing as I thought I was the new Paula Radcliffe. At the time of setting up my JustGiving page¬†I hadn’t even so much as run a 10k so God knows why i thought I was ready for 13.5 miles. But it worked. Had I not committed to such a big event my running phase would have been over within weeks. I managed to get through Christmas still fitting in a few jogs, or at least feeling guilty when I didn’t do any form of exercise for a few days, and in March 2014 I actually did the Liverpool Half Marathon without doing a Jade Goody and needing an ambulance at any point during the run.

Phoebe Running


That being said, the day after I ate loads of burgers and pints and pledge to have a few cheat days and rest but it accidentally turned into a year of eating crap and lying in bed rather than getting back to the gym. Oh well.

5. Think about the likes 

“Nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels” – Wrong Kate Moss. Wrong. Nothing feels as good as all those notifications blowing your phone up after you post your latest picture deadlifting your biggest weight yet.

6. Move in with a PT

I really hit the jackpot when my new flatmate turned out to be a personal trainer; nothing is more motivating to get up and do some exercise when you’re living with someone who smashing a 10k before you’ve even woke up and been knocked sick by the smell of your morning breath. Of course, this isn’t the option for everyone but you can surround yourself with like minded people who’ll keep you motivated. If none of your friends are keen to go all #FitFam with you, take part in classes at your gym or join a club that will introduce you to others on the exercise graft too.

7. Have a goal 

It might be an appearance related goal, like getting back into those jeans that have been gathering dust at the back of your wardrobe for years. Perhaps it a fitness target you’d like to achieve – making it up a flight of stairs without being covered in sweat is always a good one. Whatever it is, have something in mind to spur you to spend the miserable winter nights you’d rather be in bed watching TV spent down the gym instead.

8. Do it bit by bit 

I’m an all or nothing kind of girl. I’m forever pledging to cut out meat, dairy, ciggies and alcohol all at once and it lasts about 4 days before i’m guzzling prosecco, shoving pizza down my gob and chain smoking all my money away.

Don’t have unrealistic expectations.¬†Start with promising yourself you’ll hit the¬†gym at least one day a week and see where you go from there.

9. Get a personal trainer

Read all about why I love my PT in this piece I did for The Metro.

10. Find something you enjoy 

Personally, I like the gym – it works for me. However, loads of people despise it and that’s cool – find another way to exercise. Go climbing, walking, try pole dancing – take up Zumba classes if you’re still stuck in 2013. There’s always something out there that can help you improve your fitness and release those endorphins.

But most importantly, don’t sweat it. Exercise and fitness isn’t the be all and all. I exercise for my mental health and because I feel better when I do. You don’t need to become obsessed with eating clean (Urgh, horrible saying) and your life resolving around exercise. Just swapping one night at the bar for a different kind of bar in the gym is more than enough!

See also: Katie Hopkins: A Weighty Issue

8 Times Victoria Beckham Was a Feminist Icon

As a kid, I never wanted to be Posh when playing Spice Girls. Oh how wrong I was….

I have a confession. As a kid I never wanted to be Posh Spice when playing Spice Girls. I had a short brown bob so always got lumped as her and still remain bitter to this day that I merely got to wear a boring black dress while everyone else got fake tattoos and fun shoes.

But I saw the light in my teen years and Vicky B became my favourite Spice and I now know she is the ultimate mega babe and actual Queen of my heart.

How can anyone not love Posh when she was throwing excellent advice like this around in the 90s?

Picture Via @Joe_Stone_
Picture Via @Joe_Stone_

For The Metro, here’s 8 Time Victoria Beckham Was A Feminist Icon.

See also: Why I’m So Here For Beyonce The Feminist

My Employee Went to Croatia & All I Got Was a Lousy Resignation Letter

Sure, not everyone loves their job, sometimes you just have to get on with things, but when you look back more fondly on your time stacking shelves in The Spar for ¬£1.50 an hour and being held hostage by the owner, it’s a pretty clear sign something has to change.

“Oh without a doubt it was when I worked in a call centre. Sometimes, when driving to work, I‚Äôd fantasise¬†about my car crashing so i’d have an¬†excuse to not turn up for my shift. When it got to the point where I‚Äôd rather be hospitalised than go to work, I knew it was time to quit.”

‚ÄúMine was working at Fatso‚Äôs – never again do I want to use a spoon to butter loaf after loaf of bread.‚ÄĚ

As me and my friends from university sat around the pool in our Air Bnb in Croatia, discussing our worst ever jobs, it suddenly dawned on me; my current place of employment had slowly but surely won that title. I was barely earning any money, working more hours than I was being paid for and getting stressed and nearly crying almost every single day.

Sure, not everyone loves their job, sometimes you just have to get on with things, but when you look back more fondly on your time stacking shelves in The Spar for ¬£1.50 an hour and being held hostage* by the owner, it’s a pretty clear sign something has to change.

So I quit.

I did the one thing you’re not meant to do when you’re working class – I walked out of a job without having another one lined up.¬†I didn’t even have so much as an up to date CV ready.

“It’s easier to find a job while you’re in a job”, a favoured saying from my father that I’ve heard over the years. Whenever I’ve toyed with quitting a job, he’s sandwiched that phrase into a lecture and it rung in my ears as I typed up my resignation letter on the balcony. I pushed these thoughts to the back of my head and reminded myself of how happy and supportive my friends had been when I said I wanted to jack it in. They had seen first hand over the past few months how miserable the job was making me. I hit save on the draft of the letter and promised myself I wouldn’t go back on this.

Within hours of landing in England my resignation letter was sent to my boss and that was it, I was home and unemployed.

And here we are.

I’ve finally done what I always wanted to do – given myself the¬†time to have a go at pursuing a career I’m actually passionate about and you know what? I’m petrified.

I’ve no savings, in fact I’m in debt, I have no rich family to fall back on and sadly, no wealthy aunt who’ll pop her clogs soon and leave me an inheritance. I have rent to make, burritos to buy and a new fondness for having fresh flowers in the house; an indulgence I’m keen to keep up. I haven’t left a well paid job so It’s not that much money I’ll be missing each week but I still can’t believe I’ve actually done this and finally taken the risk.

This could be the best thing that’s ever happened to me, I could go all #GirlBoss and thrive on being self employed, or I could end up back working behind a bar once again. Either way, what I know for sure right now is this working class guilt and nervous feeling in my stomach sure beats the feeling of crippling anxiety from working a job that was slowly sending me crazy.

*another story for another time Рpromise. 

Quit job

See also: GRAZIA: Welcome to my Heartbreak Hotel


15 People You Meet At Every Wedding

This is why every ‘big day’ needs a free bar.

We’re well and truly into wedding season and chances are your precious Saturdays and Sundays are mostly, if not entirely, booked up with hen dos, stag nights, weekends away and weddings in remote parts of the country you’ve never heard of let alone been to.

But that’s the least of it.

Among the joys of attending weddings are the many and varied new people you meet there.

For The Metro, Here’s the 15 People You Meet At Every Wedding.


See also: How To: Make a Ticket Stub Shadow Box

12 Signs It’s Time To Get a Cleaner

Sometimes, it’s best to just accept who you are (a slob), admit defeat and get a cleaner.

The only thing worse than having a dirty house is actually cleaning up the mess.

Sometimes, it‚Äôs best to just accept who you are (a slob), admit defeat and get a cleaner. If you relate to any of the following,¬†it‚Äôs may be worth looking into getting some¬†hired help: 12 Signs It’s Time To Get A Cleaner.

cleaning 3

See also: 10 Things Girls With Big Boobs Hate About The Summer 

10 Things Girls With Big Boobs Hate About The Summer

Running is certainly a winter activity.

Great as big boobs might look, they aren’t always the most practical things in the world.

Inspired by an old blog I wrote about my struggles with a larger chest (basically, it was a humble brag of a post), I listed all the woes that come once summer rears it’s head¬†and the boob sweat starts to drip.

For The Metro, here are 10 Things All Girls With Big Boobs Hate About The Summer.



See also: 8 Reasons You Shouldn’t Follow Your Ex On Social Media¬†and 10 Things All Girls With Big Boobs Know To Be True


8 Reasons You Shouldn’t Follow Your Ex On Social Media

Out of sight, out of mind!

Like, that extra round of shots after 3am, absolutely no good can come from giving your ex some digital space in your head. Unfollow, de-friend, block and mute.

For The Metro, here are 8 Reasons You Shouldn’t Follow Your Ex On Social Media



See also: 7 Things Instagram Should Actually Change


7 Things Instagram Actually Should Change

Can we PLEASE have a mute function?

Instagram has been mixing things up and sending everyone west again.

This is more stressful than the time Twitter changed their ‚Äėlike‚Äô button.

Rather than messing around with aesthetics everyone quite liked, here are 7 Things Instagram Actually Should Change for The Metro.

UPDATE: Since this was published, two of my suggestions have actually been put into place so I am taking full credit for Instagram users now being able to zoom in and save drafts. You’re welcome, everyone.

7 things Instagram actually should change


See also: Things You’ll Know to be True if You Grew Up on Sabrina The Teenage Witch

Cinco De Mayo 2016: 16 Things All Burrito Lovers Know To Be True

Everyone knows a burrito is the best thing that can be rolled that isn’t illegal.

God, I love burritos. Seriously, if I ever go missing, make sure you check all the nearby Barburrito restaurants before you panic – I’ll most likely be in there with hot sauce all round my mouth and a big bloated stomach.

Here’s something I wrote for The Metro about my love of Tex Mex for Cinco De Mayo 2016: 16 Things All Burrito Lovers Know To Be True¬†

Burrito 10


See also: Things You’ll Know to be True if You Grew Up on Sabrina The Teenage Witch