Everyone knows a burrito is the best thing that can be rolled that isn't illegal.

God, I love burritos. Seriously, if I ever go missing, make sure you check all the nearby Barburrito restaurants before you panic – I’ll most likely be in there with hot sauce all round my mouth and a big bloated stomach.

Here’s something I wrote for The Metro about my love of Tex Mex for Cinco De Mayo 2016: 16 Things All Burrito Lovers Know To Be True 

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