Anti Fascism on fleek? The global brand Illamasqua have just given everyone another excuse to blow their wages in their stores and I’m here for it.

Spoiler Alert: So far all I’ve done throughout February is whine and now I’ve taken to blogging about my woes.

A link to my piece for The Metro, moaning about having acne, & a review of a treatment that I had at 53 Aesthetics which finally solved my skincare problems

January is naff, pass it on. Here’s everything I did, read, watched etc etc if you’re at all arsed.

If I saw a letting agent on fire and had a bottle of water, I’d put them out, sure, but only after they’d paid £250 to cover any ‘Administration Costs’

Rather than actually go to the gym and exercise, I’ve procrastinated and wrote about the contents of my gym bag. Naturally.

Yes I know it’s December now but I’ve been busy. (I haven’t, I’m just lazy)

I’ve basically become so self indulgent I’m publishing a monthly diary. I’m also lazy and have taken over a month to get round to posting my first one.

The time I was on local TV for ten minutes and had a breakdown about it because of course I did, it’s me.

Yes I’m fancy, I have a personal trainer.